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Revision as of 23:12, 6 February 2020
- "One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
- —The ring's inscription, translated
The One Ring was found up Prince Harry's sweet butthole? Sweet buttered butthole? The ring that will save mankind forever more? of the most powerful artifacts ever created in Middle-earth. It was crafted by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fire of Orodruin, also known as Mount Doom, during the Second Age. Sauron's intent was to enhance his own power, and to exercise control over the other Rings of Power, which had been made by Celebrimbor and his people with Sauron's assistance. In this way, he hoped to gain lordship over the Elves and all of the other races in Middle-earth.
The One Ring was also known as the Ruling Ring, the Master Ring, the Ring of Power, and Isildur's Bane.
History
Origin and the War
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The Third Age
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The Truth of the Ring
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Destruction
After a few days, Frodo and Sam reached the volcano, but were ambushed by Gollum. Fending him off, Frodo continued to the Crack of Doom. But throughout his quest, the Ring had continued to tighten its hold on Frodo's mind. Entering and coming to the Crack of Doom, Frodo claimed the Ring for his own and put it on. Sauron immediately spotted him and, realizing the magnitude of his folly, sent the Nazgûl on winged mounts to retrieve it. As fortune would have it however, Gollum, who had been spared moments before by Sam, attacked Frodo and bit the Ring and most of the finger it had been on off of Frodo's hand. Then, dancing with joy over retrieving the Ring, Gollum took one misstep and toppled over the side of a cliff into the Crack of Doom (it is said that this was one of Eru's few interventions on the events of Middle-earth). There, the Ring was swiftly unmade, undoing Sauron's power and vanquishing him indefinitely.
Effects of the One Ring
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- "War is upon us and all our friends, a war in which only the use of the Ring could give us surety of victory."
- —Gandalf[1]
The Ring's primary power was control over the other rings, including "mastery over [their] powers" and domination of the wills of their users. However, its effectiveness in this manner proved limited, as the wielders of the Three never used them while Sauron held the One, and the Dwarves to whom the Seven had been given proved too tough for Sauron's mental influence to take hold. By extension, the Ring also conferred the power to dominate the wills of other beings whether they were wearing Rings or not. However, this is its least accessible power, since it granted this ability in proportion to the user's natural capacity. Perhaps most usefully, the Ring was capable of augmenting the abilities and powers of whatever being held it. Also, the wielder of the One Ring might not have possessed most if not all the powers of the Ring. Only Sauron or someone similar in power and experience with the ring would be able to wield its full power. Varying powers or effects of the Ring are seen in the wielder depending on their power, skill, abilities, natural capacity, and situation. When Samwise Gamgee held the Ring he could hear far better and with more acute accuracy while trying to sneak around Cirith Ungol to evade the orcs and save Frodo. Frodo was able to see for miles when wearing it.
In all cases, a mortal wearing the Ring became invisible, except to anyone able to perceive the non-physical world, with only a thin, shaky shadow discernible in sunlight. Whether immortals would be made invisible by it is unknown, as the only immortal being who ever wore the Ring was Tom Bombadil, over whom the Ring had absolutely no power whatsoever. However, Bombadil appeared to have been unique in that regard, as both Gandalf and Saruman were susceptible to the Ring's influence, and Bombadil was anomalous in many other ways.
Another power of the Ring was the ability to project a false vision of its wearer to observers. When Sam encountered an Orc in the Tower of Cirith Ungol while holding the Ring, he appeared to the Orc as a powerful warrior cloaked in shadow "[holding] some nameless menace of power and doom." The Orc was so terrified of this illusion that it fled from the otherwise unintimidating Sam. Similarly at Mount Doom, when Frodo and Sam were attacked by Gollum, Frodo grabbed the Ring and appeared as "a figure robed in white... [and] it held a wheel of fire." In this scene, Frodo (or perhaps the Ring itself) spoke "with a commanding voice" foretelling the destruction of Gollum.
However, the Ring does not offer the wielder protection from physical harm. While wearing the Ring, Frodo was still seriously injured by the Witch-king and his Morgul-blade, and lost a finger when Gollum bit it off. Sauron himself suffered the destruction of his physical body at the hands of Gil-galad and Elendil while wearing the Ring.
As it contained the better part of Sauron's native power, it seemed to exhibit a malevolent, but limited, form of sentience. While separated from Sauron, the Ring would strive to return to him, both by impelling its bearer to yield to Sauron or his servants, or by abandoning its possessor at key moments. The Ring had the ability to change size. As well as adapting to fingers of varying size, from Sauron's to Frodo's, it sometimes suddenly expanded to escape from its wearer. For example, it slipped off of Gollum's finger when the time was right for it to be brought back into the world at large. Sauron was also capable of sensing the location of the Ring if someone put it on for any extended period of time, even if that person was hundreds of miles away from him.
To fully master all of the Ring's abilities, a wielder of the Ring would need an extremely disciplined and well-trained mind, a strong will, and a high degree of spiritual development. Even for those with the necessary prerequisites it would have taken time to master the Ring's powers to the point at which they would be strong enough to overthrow Sauron, and, hypothetically, bring peace. While this is a tantalizing prospect for some, in the end, the Ring's inherent corruption would twist its bearer into another Dark Lord as evil as Sauron was, or worse, regardless of their intentions at the outset. This result was apparently inevitable no matter how well-intentioned the bearer, as even fellow Maiar like Gandalf feared to so much as possess the Ring lest its power begin to take hold.
Despite its powerful qualities, neither the Ring's innate power nor its power over others was absolute. Three times Sauron suffered military defeat with it in his possession, first by Tar-Minastir in the SA 1700, and again by Ar-Pharazôn in SA 3262 when the Númenóreans' might so overawed his armies that they deserted him. He was defeated militarily once more at the end of the Second Age by the Last Alliance of Elves and Men, which culminated in his personal defeat at the hands of Gil-galad, Elendil and Isildur.
Ring-bearers
In total, the One Ring existed for c. 4867 years and was held by nine people, five of which were Hobbits. Sauron was by far the one to carry it for the most time (c. 1850 years), followed by Gollum (478 years), Bilbo (60 years), Frodo (17 years) and Isildur (2 years). Tom Bombadil also wore the ring on September 26, 3018 but was apparently unaffected by it. Of those who held the ring, only Samwise Gamgee, Bilbo Baggins, Frodo Baggins and Tom Bombadil (who was not affected by the ring in any way) gave it up willingly. "Bearing" the Ring does not seem to be synonymous with merely touching or carrying it, since Gandalf refused to bear the Ring but was willing to handle it for a few seconds in Bag End.
Order | Name of Holder | From | Until | Duration |
---|---|---|---|---|
1st | Sauron | About SA 1600, when it was forged | SA 3441 | about 1850 years |
2nd | Isildur | SA 3441, after the defeat of Sauron; equivalent to TA 1 | October 5, TA 2 | about 2 years |
--- | the Ring was lost in the Anduin River | October 5, TA 2 | TA 2463 | 2461 years |
3rd | Déagol | Unknown date, TA 2463 | The same day, TA 2463 | A few minutes |
4th | Gollum (Sméagol) | TA 2463 | July, TA 2941 | 478 years |
5th | Bilbo Baggins | July, TA 2941 | September 22, TA 3001 | 60 years |
6th | Frodo Baggins | September 22, TA 3001 | March 14, TA 3019 | About 17 years, 6 months |
7th | Gandalf | TA 3018 | TA 3018 | A few seconds |
8th | Tom Bombadil | September 26, TA 3018 | September 26, TA 3018 | A few minutes |
9th | Samwise Gamgee | March 14, TA 3019 | March 15, TA 3019 | 1 day |
--- | Frodo Baggins | March 15, TA 3019 | March 25, TA 3019 | 10 days |
--- | Gollum (Sméagol) | March 25, TA 3019 | March 25, TA 3019 | A few seconds |
Fate
Of the several bearers of the One Ring, three were still alive following the One Ring's destruction: Bilbo Baggins, Frodo Baggins, and Samwise Gamgee. Bilbo, having borne the Ring longest of the three, had reached a very advanced age for a Hobbit. Frodo suffered both physical and psychological scars from his strenuous quest to destroy the Ring. Samwise, having only briefly kept the Ring was affected the least and appeared to carry on a normal life following the Ring's destruction.
In consideration of the trials the Ring-bearers had endured, special dispensation was granted them by the Valar to travel to Tol Eressëa, the Elvenhome; though not the Undying Lands themselves, where it was hoped they could find rest and healing. At the close of The Return of the King, Bilbo and Frodo embark for the voyage to the West along with Galadriel, Elrond, and many of their folk, as well as Gandalf. Near the end of his life, Samwise is also said to have sailed to Eressëa. Tolkien in one of his letters described the process as a period of extended life and healing, after which, their spiritual scars cured, they would die in peace--if they so wished. No mortal can set foot in the Undying Lands.
Description
The Ring appeared to be made of real gold, but was essentially impervious to damage. Even Dragon-fire was said to be inadequate to harm the One Ring. It could only be destroyed by someone whose smithcraft was as great as Sauron's, or by throwing it into the pit of the volcanic Mount Doom where it had originally been forged. Like the lesser rings forged by the Elves as "essays in the craft" before the Great Rings, it bore no gem, but when heated, it displayed a fiery tengwar inscription in Elvish Runes. The lines were later taken up into a rhyme of lore describing the Rings, but they were evidently part of the spell that imbued the One Ring with power, since the Elves heard Sauron utter the same words during the Ring's creation, whereupon they took off their own Rings and foiled his plan.
The ring-inscription is in Black Speech, the language of Mordor, and was written in the Elvish script of Tengwar. The inscription symbolized the One Ring's power to control the other Rings of Power.
Normally, the One Ring appeared perfectly plain and featureless, but when cast into fire the inscription appeared in fiery letters inside and outside the Ring.[2] A transliteration was seen when Gandalf read the ring-inscription during the Council of Elrond.[3]
- "Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"
- —The inscription in the One Ring
Roughly translated, the words mean:
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
When the Ring was first forged, Sauron spoke these words aloud, and Celebrimbor, maker of the Three Rings of the Elves, heard him from afar and was aware of his now-revealed purposes. The inscription uses Elvish lettering because all forms of writing Tolkien describes at that time were invented by the Elves.
Some recent editions of The Fellowship of the Ring accidentally omit the first two clauses of this phrase from Chapter 2, an error that was corrected by the time of the 50th Anniversary editions. The first four lines of the verse introduce three of the races inhabiting Middle-earth, as well as the eponymous title character, the Lord of the Rings:
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Gandalf first learned of the Ring-inscription when he read the account that Isildur had written before marching north to his death and the loss of the Ring. When Isildur had cut the Ring from Sauron's hand, it was burning hot, and so Isildur was able to transcribe the inscription before it faded. When Gandalf subsequently heated the ring that Bilbo Baggins had found and passed on to Frodo the inscription appeared, the wizard had no doubt that it was the One Ring.
Symbolism and meaning
- "The ring that Frodo carries is so real that it can't be tossed away and forgotten about. The consequences of doing so would be so disastrous that it would be an unthinkable act......The ring is not a fantasy, a figment of the mind, an urge, a desire, or an opinion which can be changed, it is a fact which must be faced, borne and finally overcome."
- —Joseph Pearce on the objectivity of the One Ring [4]
Sauron's Ring is undoubtedly the most significant and relevant "MacGuffin" in all works of fantasy. It represents the addiction to power, the idolization of material things, and the contravening of human nature (in giving its bearer a wholly unnatural lifespan).
J.R.R. Tolkien held, however, that his works should not be seen as strict symbolism (he in fact believed that an author telling a reader how to think or feel about a story acts as a kind of tyrant, as seen in The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien). The Andvarinaut in the Völsunga saga is considered to be one of the inspirations for the Ring, though Tolkien himself credited many other myths that revolve around the separation of a part of oneself to grant immortality.
In The Philosophy of Tolkien, Peter Kreeft explains how the One Ring, in meaning and utility, is the opposite of the Christian cross.
Earlier in the 20th century, many readers thought the Ring was an allegorical symbol of the atomic bomb used in World War II.
Other versions of the legendarium
When The Hobbit was written, Tolkien had not yet conceived the Ring's sinister back-story. Thus, in the first edition of The Hobbit, Gollum surrenders the Ring to Bilbo as a reward for winning the Riddle Game. However, as Tolkien changed the nature of the Ring to fit into the legendarium of Middle-earth, he realized that the Ring's grip on Gollum would never permit him to give it up willingly. Therefore, Tolkien revised this chapter in the second edition of The Hobbit, having Gollum offer to show Bilbo the way out instead of offering to give up the Ring. Tolkien then decided that the first edition's version of events was how Bilbo had originally told the story to Gandalf and the Dwarves of Thorin's company, rather than what had actually occurred.
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See also
Translations
Foreign Language | Translated name |
Arabic | الخاتم الأوحد |
Afrikaans | Een Ring |
Albanian | Një Unazë |
Amharic | ነጠላ ቀለበት |
Aragonese | Aniello Unico |
Armenian | Իշխանության մատանի |
Basque | Eraztun Bakarra |
Belarusian Cyrillic | Пярсцёнак Усеўладдзя |
Bengali | এক রিং |
Bulgarian Cyrillic | Един пръстен |
Catalan | Anell Únic |
Chinese (Hong Kong/Taiwan) | 至尊魔戒 |
Chinese (Mainland) | 指环王 |
Cornish | Huni Besow |
Croatian | Jedinstveni Prsten |
Czech | Jeden Prsten |
Danish | Herskerringen |
Dutch | De Ene Ring |
Estonian | Üks Sõrmus |
Esperanto | Unu Ringo |
Faroese | Einkringur |
Filipino | Ang Iisang Singsing |
Finnish | Sormusten sormus |
French | Anneau Unique |
Galician | Anel Único |
Georgian | ერთი ბეჭედი |
German | Der eine Ring |
Greek | Το ένα δαχτυλίδι |
Hebrew | הטבעת האחת |
Hindi | एक रिंग |
Hungarian | Egy Gyűrű |
Icelandic | Hringurinn eini |
Irish Gaelic | Fáinne Amháin |
Italian | Unico Anello |
Interlingua | Anello Unic |
Japanese | 一つの指輪 |
Kazakh | Бір сақина (Cyrillic) Bir saqïna (Latin) |
Korean | 절대반지 |
Kurdish | Yek Qulp (Kurmanji Kurdish) |
Kyrgyz Cyrillic | Онэ Ринг |
Latin | Unus Anulus |
Latvian | Viens Gredzens |
Lithuanian | Vienas žiedas |
Macedonian Cyrillic | Оне Ринг |
Malaysian | Satu Cincin |
Maltese | Ċirku Wieħed |
Manx | Un Fainey |
Marathi | एक रिंग |
Mongolian Cyrillic | нэг бөгж |
Nepalese | एक रिङ |
Norwegian | Ene Ringen |
Pashto | واحد گوته |
Persian | حلقه یگانه |
Polish | Jedyny Pierścień |
Portuguese (Portugal and Latin America) | Um Anel |
Querétaro Otomi | 'Nar Anillo |
Romanian | Inelul Suprem , Unul |
Russian | Кольцо Всевластья |
Samoan | Tasi Mama |
Scots | Ane Ring |
Scottish Gaelic | Aon Fàinne |
Serbian | Један Прстен (Cyrillic) Jedan Prsten (Latin) |
Shona | Mumwe Mhete |
Sicilian | Unu Aneddu |
Sinhalese | එක් මුදුවක් |
Slovak | Jeden Prsteň |
Slovenian | Prstan Mogote |
Spanish (Spain and Latin America) | Anillo Único |
Sundanese | Hiji Ngirining |
Swahili | Pete Moja |
Swedish | Härskarringen |
Tamil | ஒன்று மோதிரம் |
Thai | เอกธำมรงค์ |
Turkish | Tek Yüzük |
Ukrainian Cyrillic | Одне кільце |
Welsh | Un Fodrwy |
Xhosa | Nye Indandatho |
Yiddish | איין רינג |
Yoruba | Oruka Kan |
Zazaki | Engıştaneyo Gırd |
References
- ↑ The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers, Book Three, Chapter V: "The White Rider"
- ↑ The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, Book One, Chapter II: "The Shadow of the Past"
- ↑ The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, Book Two, Chapter II: "The Council of Elrond"
- ↑ Tolkien: A Celebration, 9: Joseph Pearce, "Tolkien and the Catholic Literary Revival"