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Blunt the Knives is sung by Thorin and Company after eating at Bilbo Baggins' house.[1]

Song

The original version of this song was sung by Thorin Oakenshield's company of Dwarves, in jest, when cleaning up from Bilbo after supper on the night they arrived at Bag End. Thorin was busy talking to Gandalf so he did not sing the song.

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates-
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

It was intended as a jest, and they did not do any of those things, of course.

Portrayal in adaptations

That's_What_Bilbo_Baggins_Hates

That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates

Rankin Bass Cartoon

The song is sung by the Company of Thorin Oakenshield during dinner.

Chip the glasses, crack the plates!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

That's what Bilbo Baggins,

So carefully, carefully with the plates

Blunt the knives and bend the forks!

Smash the bottles, burn the corks!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates,

So carefully, carefully, with the plates!

Hobbit film trilogy

The song is sung after dinner by the Company, before Thorin II Oakenshield arrives late.

Blunt the knives, bend the forks
Smash the bottles and burn the corks
Chip the glasses and crack the plates
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

Cut the cloth, tread on the fat
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat
Pour the milk on the pantry floor
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl
Pound them up with a thumping pole
When you're finished, if they are whole
Send them down the hall to roll

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

References

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