I’d never leave the Shire.

Elves out of these

Who cares about some Big-Folk down south, we have FOOD! PARTYING! MORE FOOD!

Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!

I don't trust anyone who doesn't want to be a hobbit. I bet Elon Musk doesn't want to be a hobbit.

In the end, it was the men who benefitted the most so I would choose to be a human.

Men. I could be a Rhún soldier, or a warrior of the Khand Legion.

I would be a Man cuz my parents are both Men.

But if I was to choose? Probably Quendi or Khazâd.

Orcs cool 😎

I'd rather be an Orc in D&D or in Elder Scrolls. They have more free-will and honour than they do in Middle-Earth.