“I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to.”

I love that quote

“Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next Time, and rid us of your stupidity!”

This one is good too

“Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took! And if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words.”

When in doubt, follow your nose

Lol other than pretty much anything having to do with Pippin then

“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”

Bilbos utter confusion afterwards gives me life lol