User:The Unnamed One

The Unnamed One is the Lord of the Rings wiki screen name for the ultimate J.R.R. Tolkien fan. I dominate over all others when it comes to Lord of the Rings knowledge. I have read all of Tolkien's masterpieces and know them by heart. I have retained every bit of knowledge from the books, from Adaldrida Brandybuck to the Zirakzigil. If you think you know more than I, I shall mercilessly crush your pitiful amount of knowledge under my massive, seemingly endless extent of LOTR wisdom. When I first came to this sorry excuse for a wikicity, it contained miniscule amounts of articles (all of which were poorly written), but when I left, it was filled with every shred of Tolkien knowledge; so much, in fact, that pitiful minds such as your own will not be able to fathom its extents. I bestow my pity upon you for not knowing a fraction of what I know.

Just kidding. I do consider myself the summit of LOTR knowledge, but I respect my fellow wiki friends and I know that there are many others that know as much (and maybe a teensy bit more) than I do, so please excuse my sarcasm.

A Little About Me
My real name is Tim. I am a sixteen-year-old who loves art, music, and books (and, of course, Lord of the Rings). I would further explain my multifaceted personality, but I wouldn't want to bore you. However, I will say that I hate all sports and those who play them. I like to think that I am also a bit more ambitious than others my age. When I am older, I plan on becoming the first-ever world-ruling totalitarian despot.