User:Gallade42/Anticriticism

This is a list to rivel with counters for everything


 * 1) What does that have to do with the series?


 * 1) It IS a not-trilogy...


 * 1) Are you sure thats not just widescreen?


 * 1) See #1, and no one pays that much attention


 * 1) See above


 * 1) LotR came first


 * 1) White=Good Black=Bad is Light and Dark not skin colors


 * 1) Thats the point, the ring is One Size Fits All


 * 1) It HAD to be told with all the fighting because it details the WAR of the Ring


 * 1) Horsey no like go in cave (Moria)


 * 1) Alternate reason: The balrog didn't have wings in the book...


 * 1) I THINK that was a dream/nightmare


 * 1) "No MAN can kill me," -The Witch-King of Angmar (WOmen can)


 * 1) No comment, sorry.


 * 1) But its MAGICAL smoke


 * 1) 1) he didn't go to the core. 2) He is brought back to life by the White Council as Gandalf the White.  3) Movies are based off the books, not toy sales.


 * 1) 1) Its magic, it can break the laws of physics. 2) REGULAR rings cant, MAGIC rings can


 * 1) 1) Its called a balrog. 2)  Sorry, no comment.  3)  Gandalf is a Maia


 * 1) The intro told the story of the first War of the Ring which is never told in much more detail, even in the Silmarillion


 * 1) Was!?!?!


 * 1) He WON the ring in a Riddle-Game


 * 1) Natural processes a good movie do not make.