User:The evil O,malley

If you can read this KEEP READING!!, yo im The evil O,malley (hence the pagename.) And I am a huge LOTR fan, I watched all the LOTR extended editions, but my sister the spoiler, spoiled everything in the books from Morgoth, Tom Bombidail, Gothmog, Khamul, Barrow downs, dunedain, hobbits, valinor, Lobelia's umbrella, elendil, Azog, and cram.(If you want to hear the rest might as well read the simarillian, the hobbit, the fellowship of the ring, two towers, return of the king, and go back in time and convice Tolkien to write the next one.) Got any questions bout LOTR, ask me and ill look it up or remember.

This Ladies and Gentlemen this is what I call Gollom torture device.

!WARNING!
If Gollum is present do not let him see this image (unless if you want his hand stuck in the monitor.)

Don't say we didn't warn you...

Polls
Who is your favorite Nazgul Witch King (My alter ego) Khamul Morgomir Morsir Gharkul ??? ??? ??? ??? Who is your favorite fellowship member Frodo Sam Pippin Merry Gandalf Aragorn Gimli Legolas Boromir Should we delete SPARTAN-215's Articles YES DEFINATLY!!! no i lov it amd i m stpd I don't know

Did you know...
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NEVER GIVE GOLLUM...
An MTV award... wDnSFBzymNo

"TIG"
This is a game made by Dom and Billy here are the rules.

(NOTE: There are over 50 rules so this is what I got so far.)

1. You can't tig on a tog

2. You can't tag on a tig

3. You can't double tig a tag

4. You can tig tig, tig tag,tog tig...

5. Always start with a tig

6. Always include a tig in your tig.

7. Triple tigging a tog counts as one.

And more to come...

Nazgul
After the wierd water horse thingy.

Witch King: Last time ill fall for that!

Morsir: Oh sure, go chase the elf b**** he says, she's bluffing he says, it's the wind he says.

Khamul: Refering to me are you?

Gharkul: The book says nothing about an elf!

Sauron: I spy with my great eye...

Witch King: Now how are we to go to Mordor.

Khamul: Our horses have drowned.

Morsir: And guess who's fault it is.

Khamul: Shut up.

As soon as Andy Serkiis gets an MTV award for the Two Towers.

Andy: I would like to thank all the LOTR fans, the MTV fans it's a-

Gollum: YOU'RE A LIAR!! AND A THIEF!!! It's mine I WON IT, it was me! We only won because oof me!

Smeagol: And me! MTV is my friend! My friend!

Gollum: You don't have any friends!! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!

Smeagol: Doby likes me!

Gollum: DOBY!? Doby is a f***ing f**!!!

Andy: That's enough gollum!

Gollum: Pitiful Serkis you stupid fat f***ing turd!

Andy: (to audience) Im not fat.

Gollum: Were not gonna thank anyone no no, not you, not MTV and not those pixy pushy idiots at WETA Digital AND PETER JACKSON my precious, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU F***ING HACK!!! Shame on you! Shame on you! Go f*** yourself!!!

Smeagol: Not listening not listening!

Gollum: Frankly, nothing can compensate for the the low pay, and miserable experience making this f***ing movie. YOUR ALL B******S!! MTV SUCKS!!! WE HATE YOU ALLL!!!!!

Smeagol: Good night!