User:James Farrell

Greetings. I am Farrell. I command. I return to Isengard by the shortest way. I have about half the book memorized and can bring up almost unlimited amounts of random information from the depths of Middle-earth due to extensive reading of the Histories. As such do I claim the title Loremaster, even if only that of the loremaster of Minas Tirith who had much lore but little wisdom and couldn't remember the virtues of Athelas even though he knew all the names for it. I do not claim to stand among the Wise. But I do claim the tremendous power to take over and revise every page in this Wiki with appropriate exalted language!!!! Bwahaha

As Loremaster, I will answer any and all questions directed to me; even if this Wiki already has all the answers.